Journey Of Joe

what women want ..

2009-11-03T20:58:00.000-08:00

2009-10-18T22:34:00.000-07:00

Life sure has a wicked sense of humour...indulge me ..;p

2009-04-22T06:58:00.000-07:00

I started very early morning today,arrived early at work and found myself having to park my car outside the building.

When i started queuing, it was sharp at 8 am and usually the parking lot has around 50-80 available places .Just right when i'm about to enter the parking gate , it was the dreadfully FULL sign appeared and the bar did not raise and the facial expression of drivers behind me were showing they persist not to move ..so i found myself stuck in betwen the gate and the car behind me.Bumper to bumper !!!

Okay , life is teasing me ..

A 15 minutes or at most a half an hour wait turned out to be almost an hour . Fortunately, I have my wireless broadband ready,so i replied a few work emails thru my laptop and it was also a good show on the BFM radio.

The Managing Director of MacDonalds was being interviewed and he answered all the questions calmly with a bit of ascent that i can easily recognized . It feels like i do have friends at high places ;p

It's almost 9 am, quick like a bunny rabbit i ran to take the parking staircase to the serving lift. As i wait for the lift to the 15th floor,i was thinking of how am i going to showcase the wild ideas just popped up into my mind to our new management,the lift door opened and guess who came out ? The new supervisor and she was ready to enter an important meeting and there i was..about to enter the office at 9 pm . I do my cute face and smile sincerely ( i tried ..)

From Monday to Thursday this week, i managed to get into work before 8.15 and i never had the chance to meet anybody that is important to evaluate my performance and suddenly just one day...today..appeared in front of me when i least expected.

" Makan ikan tepi gaung , dalam hati macam nak meraung..gigil siot. huhu "

Then there was the result which i was hoping being released today were being postponed till further notice.

And tonight i might laugh until tears falling down my face.The laugh might be fake but the tears ...are real . huhu

On evening, a good long trusted friend bought me an ice-belended mocha at St.Francisco Coffee. We had this old teh tarik conversation ..the question remains , "Do you think now is the best time for you to sell your new brand Honda Civic and buy the latest model since you just got promoted ? " to which he replied "Nope, but i'm selling my newly bought house for a whopping 600k . "

Sincerely i wish to see him to be very successful because accordingly he will set and maintain the high standards for the rest of us as he has always been since high school.

I dream to be his campaign manager when he is running himself into politics one day ....counting that his dream is big enough.

The thrill of fulfillment to the calm state of Utopia ..

2009-02-03T03:20:00.001-08:00

Rescuing the rescue plan ..Government spending vs Income . Ambo terpandang tajuk utama dalam Bloomberg awal pagi tadi sama seperti tajuk buku teks ekonomi masa ambo buat MBA .

Hmm,apakah nasibmu wahai presiden kulit hitam di negeri kulit putih ?

Dulu masa dio sibuk berkempen demo kata mustahil , x mungkin , mana boleh .. Sekarang dio dah presiden.

Sekarang masa dio sibuk melobi demokrat, demo kata dia cari nahas, xkan ada org ikut , x lama lah tu bailout plan tanpa ada tax cut kepada rakyat nok gi sejauh mana ? 80 billion nak selamatkan bank negara pastu bank dapat duit terus isytihar bonus kepada kakitangan .."It's the height of irresponsibility, it's shameful .."

Ambo layan sahaja ....sekurang-kurangnya hujah demo telahpun ada unsur intelek lepas tu skipping sikit-sikit.

Lalu tetiba demo tanya, ambo lagu mana ?

Ambo royat ,

To' guru ado pesan : Biar merendah diri , jangan berlagak pandai ..kalau dah betul-betul x tahu , sekurang-kurangnya jangan menipu ..Dok gitu ?

Demo sengih , lalu jawab ..bunyi gitarku lagi sedap daripada lollipop.

Ada kena mengena ke ?

Ambo layan sahaja ....

let this man dance to the music that he hears ..

2009-01-22T03:04:00.000-08:00

Being casual and following the trail does guarantee one's existence. However,being uncommon and unusual thru the eyes of many has its own price...

Am being bold with what i say for when a man's open his mouth ,he tells the whole world of who he is.. Am choosing who is surrounding me for those who are uncommon and unsual will find this man's perspective is common and usual ..Am not telling her that if only the judgement day is delayed ,will a new possibility emerge ?

Am getting older a day , better finish up the essay ..

Ooo..sungguh pelik perasaan ini..macam katak digilis tayar ..

2009-01-18T19:33:00.000-08:00

Semalam lepas maghrib ambo tidur awal , dah 3-4 hari dok berambat kat taman.
Demo kata , badan sihat , otak cergas..

Terjaga jam 12 tgh malam ,ambo ingatkan mimpi..rupa-rupanya betul-betul.

Teringin rasa mau kongsi berita gembira,rupanya perkhabaran buruk yang ambo terimo dulu .
Sampai pagi tak dapat lelap mata weh , dalam hati rasa cam nak meraung , pujuk-pujuk diri , nanti awal-awal pagi boleh masuk opis . Paksa-paksa diri angkat besi tup-tup sampai pagi.

"makan ketupat tepi gaung,kalau x dapat rasa nak meraung "..gigil siooot ..

Kenyang tak kenyang , borang tetap diisi .

Ngantuk pulak dah petang-petang ni..Zzz..Nak jadi pengarah ....zzz..nak jadi pengarah..zzz.. nak jadi pengarah..zzz..

2009-01-13T21:53:00.000-08:00

Half an hour to go ..Still finding inspiration . The formal meeting with a few GM's is scheduled at 0230.

I have been a constant presentor ..

Keep reminding myself .

be assertive, be assertive , be assertive ..

Education is not just a privilege to the riches ..

Customer service is more to an art rather than science. It is not just about the facts and figures , it is also about how you convey the message ..

Perhaps year 09 will be more about showing humility towards all men ..

2009-01-12T19:41:00.000-08:00

Humility, or being humble, is the defining characteristic of an unpretentious and modest person, someone who does not think that he or she is better or more important than others..

If the above is humility , then what is the characteristic of one who thinks others are better or as important as he is ?

I'm intrigue in finding out what makes some people chose to tolerate intolerant behaviour from others and still living with them .

When i had a choice , i chose. When I made a wrong choice , it comes to me as natural to make the right one ..

Harga minyak Malaysia dengan negara-negara lain

2008-03-14T05:55:00.000-07:00

Penting !!fakta Tentang Minyak Yang Semua Kena Tahu

Baru baru ini dalam akhbar tempatan, kerajaan telah keluarkan satu statistik kononnya harga minyak di malaysia adalah yang paling rendah di rantau ini.Kemudian mereka membandingkan harga minyak malaysia dengan hargi minyak di Thailand, Singapore, Filifina dan vietnam.Persoalan sekarang apakah asas perbandingan tersebut sedangkan negara negara tersebut bukan pengeluar minyak?Hujah seperti inilah yang di gunakan oleh barisan nasional untuk memperbodohkan orang kampung.Ok, disini fakta yang semua orang kena tahu.Pertama sekali sila lihat perbandingan harga minyakmalaysia dan negara negara pengeluar minyak yang lain:-

Negara Harga minyak seliter (dalam RM)

Malaysia RM1.92
Iran RM0.29
Venezuela RM0.16
Turkemenistan RM0.39
Arab Saudi RM0.19
Mesir RM0.81

Dari data di atas, membuktikan propaganda kerajaan adalah palsu dan tidak benar.Kesemua negara pengeluar minyak di atas, harga minyak adalah di bawah RM1.00 seliter.Ada sesetengah alasan mengatakan keluaran minyak kita tak sebanyak arab saudi yang mengeluarkan sejuta tong sehari.Menurut kerajaan, pengeluaran minyak kita adalah dalam lingkungan 700 ribu tong sehari.Oleh itu kalau berdasarkan ratio pengeluaran minyak antara arab saudi dan malaysia 1 juta : 700 ribu, sepatutnya harga minyak malaysia dalam lingkungan RM0.30 sen sahaja.Kenapa arab saudi boleh kekalkan harga minyak pada 0.19 sen seliter tapi malaysia pada 1.92 sen?Bukan kah jauh bezanya?Bagaimana pula dengan venezuella yang jumlah penduduk hampir sama dengan malaysia boleh kekalkan harga minyak pada 0.16 sen seliter sahaja?Ini menunjukkan ada sesuatu yang tak kena dalam menguruskan hasil minyak dalam negara.

Ketika dato seri anwar ibrahim menjawat jawatan menteri kewangan malaysia pada tahun 1991-1998, harga minyak di kekalkan pada 1.10 sen seliter.Bagaimana beliau boleh mengekalkan harga minyak selama lapan tahun sedangkan harga minyak dunia naik mendadak ketika perang teluk di iraq?Pada masa yang sama juga pembangunan dan projek projek banyak juga di jalankan dalam negara tanpa perlu naikkan harga minyak.Tapi pemimpin kerajaan beri alasan untuk naikan harga minyak supaya duit tersebut dapat tampung projek pembangunan.Masalah sekarang projek pembangunan untuk faedah siapa?Rakyat atau kroni?Berepa kerat orang yang dapat faedah dari koridor pembangunan di sana sini?Subsidi minyak yang di tanggung kerajaan mencapai 35 billion setahun.Barisan Nasional bersungguh sungguh untuk mengurang kan subsidi minyak ini kerana kalau harga minyak tidak di naikkan dengan segera ianya akan mengganggu peruntukan kerajaan bagi membangunkan koridor koridor di seluruh negara yang bernilai ratusan billion.Yang orang asyik berhujah ialah harga minyak perlu di naikkan kerana harga minyak dunia telah naik.Ada yang mengatakan ia masalah global.So yang kita kita fikir ialah kenapa nak risau tentang harga minyak dunia yang melambung naik kerana sepatutnya sebagai negara pengeluar minyak, malaysia seharusnya gembira kerana bila harga minyak dunia naik, pendapatan petronas jadi berlipat ganda.So apa masalahnya?Walaupun malaysia ada mengimport minyak dari luar untuk kegunaan tempatan, tapi bila dah net off dari pendapatan export, masih untung besar lagi.Adakah negara akan bankrupt kalau turunkan harga minyak??Sudah tentu tidak.Sila lihat statistik di bawah:-Allocation untuk mega projek:-Koridor utara : RM17.5 billionKoridor timur : RM112 billionWilayah iskandar :RM47 billionKoridor sabah :105 billionKoridor Serawak :107 billionBila kerajaan membuat pelan untuk pembangunan projek di atas, sudah tentulah kerajaan mempunyai wang yang banyak.Jadi,jika kerajaan sanggup membelanjakan ratusan billion untuk projek pembangunan seperti di atas yang hanya boleh di manafaatkan oleh segelintir rakyat sahaja, kenapa nak tampung subsidi 35 billion setahun pun tak mampu?Mana yang lebih penting?Mana yang perlu di utamakan?Kebajikan rakyat atau projek mega?Bila menteri menteri beri komen tentang ekonomi, semuanya berkata yang bagus bagus, tapi bila bercakap soal subsidi minyak, dah cakap lain pulak.So kalau Dato najib kata turunkan harga minyak akan buat negara bankrup,bagaimana projek ratusan billion di atas? Tak bankrup kah negara dengan projek ratusan billion tersebut?Perlu di ingat bahawa di samping pendapatan hasil petroleum, negara juga mempunyai hasil dari sumber lain seperti getah, sawit, taxation, balak dan lain lain.Pendapatan tahunan negara kalau di ambil kira harga minyak yang melambung naik bakal mencecah 200 billion setahun.Dari jumlah tersebut susah sangat ke nak sumbangkan 50 billion untuk beri subsidi pada rakyat?

OD_Buah2_Masam_Manis

2008-02-13T02:41:00.000-08:00

My experience ..Apply OD akhir bulan 11/07 , tapi duit masuk awal bulan Jan/08 .

Bank bukakan akaun simpanan semasa : RM50

Kos sebelum masuk OD pada 1/12/07 -31/12/07 : RM5 ( service charge because amount less than 1k on 31st Dec 07 ) + Stamp duty RM 3.75 + ATM card RM8 for 31/12/07 = RM 16.75

Baki masuk dalam akaun simpanan pada awal Dec 07 = RM 33.25 .

Ambo ada was-was di sini, ambo mitok mau topup OD then officer RHB bank ckp, rate skrg OD BLR + 0.5% .

Korang buat OD kat branch mana ?

"No matter how far down the wrong road you've gone,TURN BACK"

2007-11-21T17:50:00.000-08:00

Katakan la pd 1hb Jan duit OD dah di gunakan sbyk 2K drpd 10Kbulan Jan ado 31 days, so interest di kira 30 days x 2K x 6.75% / 365 = 11.10 (di bundar kpd sen terdekat).. 11.10 dgn 5 mana lg besau?.. mesti la 11.10 kan, so nilai 11.10 ni akn di tolak drpd baki OD kita pd akhir bulan Jan

katakan la bulan Feb kita masih tak dpt cover duit OD yg terguna tuso jumlah terguna drpd OD drpd bulan Jan adalah 2K + 11.10 = 2011.10maka interest pd bulan Feb adalah (i.e 28 dyas), 28 days x 2011.10 x 6.75% / 365 = 10.41 (di bundar kpd sen terdekat)katakan masih tak tercover duit OD tu lgso jumlah OD yg terguna skrg = 2K + 11.10 + 10.41 = 2021.51 (nampak tak compounded nih)interest bulan Mar (i.e 31 days), 31 days x 2021.51 x 6.75% / 365 = 11.59 (di bundar kpd sen terdekat)

jawapan, interest utk bulan Apr = 14 days x 2032.79 x 6.75% / 365 = 5.26maka nilai X (jumlah yg perlu di top-up ke OD) = 2K + 11.10 + 10.41 + 11.59 + 5.26 = 2038.36

< Da rise of Ismet Ulam Raja >

2007-10-28T23:21:00.000-07:00

WHATEVER IT TAKES

I got to do whatever it takes.
I don't do my best.
I do what it takes.

It's not going to be like I was.
I was saying "I'll do my best."
No I won't.
Because that's not good enough.

I got to do better than my best.
I got to do whatever it takes.
Because whatever it takes
Is always a little bit better
than what I think my best is.

And if I do whatever it takes,
That's a little bit better than my best,
Then I'll look back and say
"Hey, I did more than I thought I could,

So I guess my best is a whole lot better
Than what I thought my best was."
"All I did was, I did whatever it takes."

And that's what I call stretching.
And stretching...I can do..

Perhaps year 07 shud b more bout others ..

2006-12-30T04:15:00.000-08:00

"And Hansel said to Gretel, 'Let us drop these breadcrumbs... so that together we find our way home. Because losing our way would be the most cruel of things."

I've been asking myself on why do i blog earlier this year and the answers , had never satisfied me.Well, it was not until i watched One Tree Hill ep." The Tide That Left And Never Came Back " on Astro last two weeks. Watching and hearing them ...feels right.

Entries to this blog are my breadcrumbs and revisiting them are tracing my way home....it lets me know at anytime when i felt lost: where i was and supposed where i should be .

10 years back ,in highschool, i lost my way...

Will one be able to go 10 years back perhaps to find the person that one used to be and then decide to be that person or maybe ..to lose that person completely ?

Explains why i'm supporting the idea of this highschool reunion ....

Click to join smachianclass9397

"Because, sometimes, you have to step outside of the person you've been. And remember the person you were meant to be. The person you wanted to be. The person you are...."

Penting atau x penting ..

2006-11-10T08:30:00.000-08:00

"Penting ke tak penting untuk ditulis..penting ke tak penting untuk diambilkira. Penting ke tidak....aku putuskan utk tulis dan tampal kat blog pada malam ini"

Ptg tadi, waktu open house opis,masa tgh2 aku layan ceo sembang ngan tan sri thru voice conference kat front stage, ada membe baik aku dtg menyapa.."sori,lupa nak call .Dato' Ceo tgh cakap apa kat depan tu ? " Bersungguh-sungguh mulut aku bagi jawapan kat dia ..walaupun hidung aku dah berbau nasik beriyani kat tepi dan perut aku dah berbunyi. "Lambat lagi dato' ceo nie berucap .."sambungnya lagi acuh tak acuh dgn jawapan aku sambil anak mata dan gerakan kepalanya mengilau-ngilau mencari org lain.

"Ada open house rumah aku minggu ni tapi utk group lain". "Nanti nko aku invite dgn group lagi satu maybe next two weeks ."

Tup-tup dia ntah ke mana aku pun ntah ke mana ....masing-masing bawak diri.

Teringat pula pada membe aku yg sorang lagi. Pagi tadi awal-awal sebelom masuk opis sms aku berbunyi " Ada majlis raya ari nie, jomle datang rebung ? " Seminggu dua yg lepas sms aku berbunyi kpd org yg sama " Selamat hari raya aidilfitri drp aku sekeluarga .Moga dimurahkan rezeki ..."

Pun takde reply drp beliau ..

Terbawak-bawak kpd sorang lg membe sekampung-sekampus-sesekolah aku.Tiap-tiap kali raya mesti aku pegi open house rumah dia,kekadang sampai 2 kali sbb tlg bawak membe lain yg blom lg kenal rumah dia.First time pergi makan laksa, 2nd time pergi sembang ngan membe2. Cuma satu aku perasan masa bersalam dgn tetamu kat rumah dia , uncle2 dia sume pengarah sana-sini and cousin2 dia sumenya majistret/doktor ataupun loyar ahli seni tak mahen .

Raya tahun ni takdak lagi khabar berita dr dia....
Pejam celik idup mati aku anggap membe2 sekolah dan kampus adalah tetap sama apabila masing-masing dah bekerja.Dan hari ini aku rasa pejam celik idup mati jugaklah anggapan aku itu takkan betul sampai bila-bila ....

fixing abc.exe log problem with ABC Torrent

2006-10-02T02:01:00.000-07:00

How to fix abc.exe.log problem with ABC Torrent
The other day I had one of those “unexpected” funny blue screens MS Windows displays every so often while I was downloading some stuff using ABC Torrent client. After rebooting, ABC got corrupted and I could not access the program even after uninstalling and re-installing twice. The error message was:
Problem with ABC torrent:Errors occurredSee the logfile ‘\abc.exe.log’ for details
It was a simple problem to fix, but as I could not find anyone else out there explaining how to fix it, here it is my contribution. I post it in English so that it can help more people (and the program is in English anyway, so any user should be able to understand how to interpret it).
Basically, we need to delete our torrent list and reload it again. Do as follows:Go to: C:\Documents and Settings\yourUserName\Program Data\.ABCDelete the file torrent.list
And then, voila! You can re-start ABC torrent again.
But what happenned?! There are no torrents to download!Do not panic! You just need to export your torrents again, and they willcontinue at the same point they were when the problem ocurredTo do that, go to File and select Add Torrent From File.
Your torrents should be atC:\Documents and Settings\yourUserName\Program Data\.ABC\torrent
From that folder, just select the torrents you were downloading and youare off!
Enjoy the tip!
IMPORTANT: The folder Program Data will be hidden by default. If that is the case youmust select “view hidden files and folders” from the Window’s Tools -> Folder Options menu

Thanks 4 the ride ...

2006-05-29T22:48:00.000-07:00

CREATING YOUR OWN REALITY BY CHOICE IS THE TRUTH.YOU CHOOSE EXACTLY HOW YOU WANT YOUR REALITY TO BE.WHETHER YOU BELIEVE IT OR NOT, IT STILL IS HOW IT WORKS.THE MORE YOU DICOVER WHO YOU ARE THE MORE YOU REALIZE THE LIMITLESSNESS OFCHOICES AVAILABLE, AND THE UNBOUNDED POSSIBILITIES THAT EXIST.CHOOSE THAT WHICH BRINGS YOU THE DEEPEST EXPERIENCE OF GRATITUDE AND LOVE.LIFE IS YOURS TO CREATE THE WAY YOU WISH, BETTER MAKE IT SOMETHING YOUENJOY.LOOK WITHIN YOURSELF - HOW MUCH JOY CAN YOU STAND?WHAT YOU FOCUS ON EXPANDS - WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE OF, AND ONLY THAT.THANKS FOR THE RIDE.

10q

2006-05-10T07:14:00.000-07:00

Kiri jalan , Kanan pun jalan ,
Di tengah-tengah pohon mengkudu,
Kirim jangan , Pesan pun jangan ,
Sama-sama menanggung rindu ...

Men's Rules

2005-11-25T00:52:00.000-08:00

Men's Rules (that women should know)

1. Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

2. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present . . . . again!

3. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

4. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

5. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.

6. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

7. We don't remember dates. . . .Period!!

8. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

9. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

10. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

11. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

12. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

13. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

14. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!!

15. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

16. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

17. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

18. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

19. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.

20. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

21. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

22. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

23. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

24. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

25. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

26. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

27. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.)

burn,baby,burn ....

2005-10-16T08:26:00.000-07:00

Spt biasa , hari sabtu dan ahad yg wa tunggu2 tiba..cuma hadirnya cuti hujung minggu nie dlm bulan ramadhan membuatkan ia sedikit berbeza daripada yg sebelumnya.Malam jumaat tu,nak plan keluar rasa cam malas je , x byk aktiviti dpt buatpun..lepak kat rumah layan astro or tidor lagi baik .Feel guilty pulak tidor lps sahur ngan solat subuh,jawabnye ternak lemak..So,apa yg wa buat,mlm lps bukak posa buat2 rajin angkat dumbell.Angkat sekali,dua kali rasa cam nak berenti baik tgk tv je..dah masuk 3rd repetition tu baru angin datang.Tenaga hasil drp pembakaran nasik kerabu telur asin daging bakar campur air soya lepas berbuka tadi abis dibakar buat workout.Esk kol 4 pagi bangun sahur ringan2 je..lps tu tido balik.Sedor2 solat zohor,pastu tido balik sampai kol 4 ptg.Pastu mandi,solat asar,basuh baju then turun pergi pasar ramadhan.

Pattern aktiviti wa hari sabtu dan ahad nie sama je.Perform regular routine and mostly 20% surfing internet,20% daily activity,20% watching astro and tv downloaded series and the other 40% sleeping.That 40% is not productive although i had some pretty wonderful dreams about future success.hardly can't remember though ....

Em,next coming weekend has to plan something earlier to spice up things.Tertanya jugak kekadang tu ,kengkawan lain apa diaorang buat hujung minggu dalam bulan posa nie .....

Interview Rejections

2005-10-12T22:24:00.000-07:00

Story I

E: Do u have a boyfriend?
C: I have.
E: Is he working Locally?
C: No. He is working Overseas.SPAN>
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u!
C: Why?
E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And myCompany don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.

Story II

E: Any girl friends?
C: No! .
E: So far chased any before?
C: Have, but not successful.
E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for agirlfriend?
C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This personal issue.!
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.
C: Why?
E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!

Story III

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: Not quite.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?
E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but becauseMy company is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.

Story IV

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: Yes.
E: Is she your first lover?
C: Yes.
E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fightingspirit.

Story V

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she your first lover?
C: No. Have a few already.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a"grasshoper"! (Job hoper lah!)

Story VI

E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is he rich?
C: No.
E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because ourCompany is dealing with money and you will seduce.

Story VII

E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is he rich
C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.
E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don'tEven want to employ you, neither do we!
C: But,...... there is no position in his company.
E: Then,..... what is your qualification?
C: Secretary!
E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness. Will affect our managers' working spirits.
C: But,...... I am not pretty at all.
E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you

Let's walk the talk

2005-09-05T18:16:00.000-07:00

"In Australia , people lurve sport and they are either spectators or participants at the sporting venue or on tv.In fact,it wouldn't be hard not to get caught up in the hype surrounding.The reason many australians are affected by sport is becoz they hear about it everyday on the radio,in a newspaper or on tv"

"The same applies to England, as a fair share of broadcast time is allocated to sports news."

"The scenario in Malaysia, however,is at the other extreme.Sport takes a backseat at all the tv stations in the country.Sport programmes being shown only after 10'oclock at nite ".

I say..

Let us not only remember the joy of winning but also the enjoyment of merely being involved in sport.

Let us participate at a social level on weekends while having the oppurtunity to go on to represent the country at a higher level.

Let us appreciate the beauty of sport where people of all ages and races r able 2 take part.

So,sape mau join futsol n badminton dis weekend ? ;p

Tak gitu kawan ?

2005-05-28T23:50:00.000-07:00

Kata mak, KAWAN tu ibarat lebah, habis madu sepah dibuang.Kata abah, KAWAN tu umpama bunga ros, dipandang cantik dipegang sakit. Kata atuk, KAWAN tu seperti air terus mengalir. Kata nenek, KAWAN tu bak bulan dipuja dan disanjung tp nun jauh di sana.Kate sedare, kawan tu mcm makanan, kawan makan kawan!! Kata abang, KAWAN tu seperti lembu mengikut saje ape dikata. Kata kakak, KAWAN tu tak ubah macam durian bau je busuk tp sedap dimakan. Kata adik, KAWAN tu macam biskut sekejap ade sekejap takde.Kata aku, KAWAN tu tak kisahlah camner..walaupun dia IBARAT LEBAH,UMPAMA BUNGA ROS,SEPERTI AIR,BAK BULAN,SEPERTI LEMBU,TAK UBAH MACAM DURIAN & MACAM BISKUT!!! DIA tetap KAWAN...tau tak sebab ape??? sekali aku dah kawan ngan dia selamanye dia ttp kawan aku..

Satu biri-biri, Dua biri-biri, Tiga biri-biri...

2004-10-26T06:49:00.000-07:00

Argh,cuba-cuba nak titon tapi xleh gaks.Jam dah dekat pukol 2 pagi..Wa try pejam2 mata tapi tak juga terlelap,dah wa padamkan lampu putih kalimantan bilik wa ,tapi walaupun dalam gelap,mata wa sekejap pandang siling,sekejap pandang dinding,masih aktif berkelip..Ah, alang2 dah dekat pukol 2 pagi, baik wa terus tunggu sahur kol 5 nanti.Sementara tu, wa nak karang citer sket..
Petang tadi, dengan rasminya wa masuk kerja shift.Bermula pukol 2 petang abis pukol 10 malam.
Walaupun org kata dalam dunia shift nie,kehidupan kita berlawanan dengan orang biasa.Suka tak suka ,senang tak senang ,wa rasa wa mau cuba..Yelah,mana tak berlawannya , Org lain baru sibuk nak pergi kerja,kita dah pack barang kat opis nak balik tido kat rumah..Org lain dah nak balik petang berbukak puasa,kita yang duduk kat kerusi opis nie pon masih belom panas punggung rasanya .Pasal waktu bangun dan waktu tidur plaks,wa tidur lewat2 malam dan bangun awal2 pagi.Actually nak kata pagi idak le sangat,ada le dekat kol 9 pagi wa bangkit tidor lepas tidor balik lepas sahur.Masa Osmet semua kuar pi kerja wa masih dalam kain selimut kat dalam bilik .Kalo le aku jadik diaorang,dah tentu aku dengki kat aku kan,kan..muahahah
Uiks apa yang bestnye pagi nie ye..Lepas gosok gigi,lepas mandi,terus bukak tv layan astro.Sekejap alih channel @15,sekejap Hallmark,Sekejap Stars World,Sekejap AXN dan last2 tengok MTV.Emm,mamat slim shade nie ade bawak kuar video klip barudan wa tak perasan apa tajuknya sebab tengok pon dah tengah2.Lirik lagu ntah apa2 tak sempat nak tangkap.Tapi video klipnye bley tahan jugak lawak bodohnye .Lepas tu wa tengok satu dua citer lagi kat axn.Cite ape tak ingat sbb wa tak beri tumpuan sangat.Mata wa melihat dan telinga wa masih mendengar cuma pikiran je wa biarkan kosong.Rasa nak bercakap tapi takde org pulak kiri kanan..Ish dibuatnye tetiba je ada ,lari tak cukop tanah aku karang :)
Pukol 1 tgh, wa dah siap iron baju,mandi,shave sket2 utk ke opis.Naik je keta start dari rumah sampai ke opis cuma 20 minit je.Bley kata tak jem langsung.Balik keja tadipon kol 10:30 malam 20 minit je dah sampai rumah..juga tak jem.Hmm..wa pk ,kalo hari2 camnie,wa dah tak perlu menghadapi satu masalah besar yang dialami oleh wargakota kuala lumpur saban hari sebelom dan selepas bermulanya waktu kerja.Heheh,So amcam Dato' Seri Samy Vellu,ada ok ka ?..bukan salah saya diaworang kasi saya kerja malam dato' seri..

So sway with me ..

2004-10-06T19:58:00.000-07:00

Baru jerk balik dari pasar malam tadi..pergh kenyangnye lepas makan nasi kerabu daging panggang telur asin pastu cuci mulut dgn rojak buah tadi.Wa tak tau samaada tu menu seimbang ke tidak tapi as long as rasa kenyang n puas lps makan,wa bedal jugerk.Betoi le ,masa wa baca artikel kat newspaper ,lepas je santapan berat,perut kita selalu mintak benda-benda yg manis sebagai penutup.Kuah kacang rojak tadi best ,ada rasa manis gula batu ,ada rasa kekacang,ada rasa pedas,ada rasa masam mangga,ada rasa pahit timun,uiks mcm2 rasa ada..heheh.Cakap pasal pasar malam nie,satu lagi menu favorite aku kat situ ialah pop corn.Alah singgit je satu plastik ,selalunya aku beli,tapi sebab nampak cam dah sejuk petang tadi..ilang keinginan plaks.Aku suka pilih yang baru meletop kuar panas-panas daripada kuali dia tu,fuh sayugia je tengok brader tu masukkan dalam plastik bungkus secupak demi secupak.
Membe aku pernah tanya aku masa dia mengepow lebihan popcorn yang aku bawak balik ke rumah bujang aku ari tu "adakah pop corn nie berasal daripada butir jagung yg betul ataupun daripada mana ?" Aku bukannye saintis untuk menjawab soalan mcm nie walaupon ada minat sket2 utk tahu and untuk buat sendirik .So aku jawab.."bertih jagungler kot ,kalo tak takkan kuali tu magic kuarkan popcorn hanya sbb brader tu masukkan majerin dan gula kat dalam tu".bebulu membe..Takde le intelektual sangat jawapan aku tu,tapi cukupla agaknya untuk mendiamkan mulut yang adakalanya lebih elok jika dibuka hanya untuk menguyah dan menelan sahaja..:)
Oops,dah azan maghrib dah..skang nie,suara tok imam baca fatihah terdengar sayup2 kat corong mikrofon surau.Aku chow dulu,nak mandi,semayang n malam nie tgk vcd yg beli kat pasar malam tadi..Kengkawan,Belilah yang original..heheh

2004-07-14T05:56:00.000-07:00

Sexy is .. ( Photo 1 )

Sexy is ..

2004-07-14T05:33:00.000-07:00

It's after 5 pm ,and still at the office.Decide to play with some questions after completing monthly report ...

Life motto :
I trust myself implicitly ..

Five words that describe me:
handsome,charming, healthy, sporty, passionate

If I could change one thing about myself
Sometimes I open my mouth too quickly and my foot gets right in there..damn

What quality in a woman is irresistible?
Being gorgeous both inside and out.

If u r not convinced wit those answers , then u probably r confused..;)

Wa menyumbang sekadar yang termampu..

2004-06-29T03:37:00.000-07:00

Petang nie..lepas opis hour , wa check komuniti sekolah sains machang wa dulu..aktif lagi rupanya.Ader berita kawen-mawen,bolasepak euro2004 tapi satu jek missing ..gambar2 diaorang yg terbaru . Dude, a picture is worth thousand of words.Kengkawan yg mana keep in touch with wa,kalo wa sempat amik gambar korang ,wa akan upload kat circles99 tu ..kalo hangpa tak bagi upload,wa tak kira,wa upload jugak ..har har har

Dunia nie rupanya kecik jerk ..dari sekolah menengah ,masuk universiti kemudian dah dpt keje pon ,lingkungan kengkawan masa kat sekolah dulu tetap maintain..kawan baru pon ramai gaks tapi x samer ngan yg lama .5 tahun dok kat sekolah asrama dulu beb , makan sama nasik kawah ,mandi sama air kolah ,kena hambat ke prep petang/mlm dek warden2 etc..etc..huh .Hanya yg pernah melalui dapat merasai ,tak gitu ? Igt2 hati ,rasa nak tolong kengkawan sume yg mana takde keje dapat keje..yg mana dah ada keje kita pakat2 cari jalan meniaga..mana2 yg dah meniaga tu ,bantu2lah kengkawan yg harapkan gaji bulan2 lagi nie ;) Ooops,cuma satu je wa harap ..jgn ada di antara kita nie yg kawan makan kawan nanti.

Al-maklumlah tgh2 kita dok tungkus-lumus carik duit kat kolumpo nie , ade yg tgk membe cam adik pandang abang,ada yang tgk cam abang pandang adik ,dan ada juga yang tgk cam harimau pandang rusa..Apapon yang kita buat kat orang n org nak buat kat kita ,kita dah besaq panjang ,pandai2lah jaga diri yeak ;)

2004-06-22T00:09:00.000-07:00

A Commitment To Do Watever It Takes ( Photo_1 )

A Commitment To Do Whatever It Takes ( Part 1 )

2004-06-22T00:04:00.000-07:00

Pernah tak terbayang,
satu pagi anda terjaga dari tidur, anda tidak perlu pergi kerja lagi.
bukan sebab dibuang kerja.
tapi pilihan anda untuk tidak meletak masa depan anda dan keluarga di tangan orang lain.

Pernah tak terbayang,
satu pagi anda terjaga dari tidur, anda bertanya kepada isteri dan anak-anak
"nak ke mana kita hari ini?" "sutera harbour" . Pack barang dan jalan.
"nak ke mana kita hari ini?" "disneyland, papa". Pack barang dan jalan.

Pernah tak terbayang,
percutian anda bukan sahaja dalam negeri, malah luar negara.
bawa isteri dan anak-anak melihat dunia luar. dunia luar dari persekitaran rumah.
Rupa-rupanya ada kehidupan yang hebat di luar sana ..

A Commitment To Do Whatever It Takes ( Part 2 )

2004-06-21T23:51:00.000-07:00

Pernah tak terbayang,
Duit dan masa bukan lagi satu isu dalam hidup anda.
Hidup bebas daripada hutang kerana anda mampu.
Anda bebas ke mana sahaja dengan keluarga bila-bila masa ,24 jam untuk keluarga.
Segala-gala dalam hidup anda dibayar tunai termasuk rumah, kereta, pengajian anak2,apa sahaja kerana anda mampu
Segala-gala permintaan anak-anak tiada lagi alasan untuk anda kata tidak kerana anda mampu.
Anda boleh membantu sesiapa sahaja di dunia ini yang dalam kesusahan kerana anda mampu.
Haji dan umrah untuk seluruh kaum keluarga kerana anda mampu.
Tubuhkan dana untuk mereka yang tidak bernasib baik, anak-anak yatim kerana anda mampu.
Paling seronok, bukan hanya anda bebas masa dan kewangan, tapi semua orang di sekeliling hidup anda kerana anda mampu untuk membantu mereka mengubah masa depan mereka.

Pernah tak terbayang,
Sakit pening anda dan keluarga tidak perlukan 'approval' dari orang lain untuk anda sekeluarga berehat.
Anda hantar isteri dan anak-anak mendapatkan rawatan terbaik daripada pusat rawatan bertaraf 5 bintang kerana anda mampu dan bukan lagi hospital kerajaan.
Bila anak-anak sakit anda tidak perlu meminta bantuan orang ramai kerana anda mampu..

A Commitment To Do Whatever It Takes ( Part 3 )

2004-06-21T23:43:00.000-07:00

Renungkan seketika...
adakah rumah yang kita tinggal sekarang ini rumah impian atau sekadar rumah untuk berteduh?
adakah kereta yang kita pandu sekarang ini kereta idaman atau sekadar kenderaan untuk mudah bergerak?
adakah anak-anak kita sudah diberi kehidupan terbaik atau mereka perlu cari sendiri kerana kita sendiri tidak pernah diberi kehidupan terbaik oleh ayah&ibu kita?
adakah kita bahagia dengan kehidupan sekarang?

rutin :
- bangun pagi hantar anak ke nurseri. pergi kerja tempuh jam.
- bermula kerja 9 - 5
- balik kerja sekali lagi tempuh jam.
- ambil anak. bergegas balik masak untuk keluarga.
- lepas makan malam, lepak depan tv sehingga habis siaran.
- masuk tidur.

esok bangun pagi. segala rutin bermula lagi. sedar tak sedar itulah kehidupan kebanyakan kita. ada yang bertahun-tahun.

Pernah tak terbayang,
anda bebas dari rutin ini?
rutin di atas adalah pilihan kita sendiri. soalnya sampai bila?

2004-06-21T23:39:00.000-07:00

A Commitment To Do Watever It Takes ( Photo_4 )

A Commitment To Do Whatever It Takes ( Part 4 )

2004-06-21T23:34:00.000-07:00

Jika masa menjadi penghalang anda untuk menikmati gaya hidup terbaik, anda tidak akan ada masa sampai bila2 untuk diri dan keluarga.
Jika sibuk menjadi alasan anda untuk mencapai segala impian anda, anda sebenarnya sibuk memenuhi impian orang lain
Jika anak-anak menjadi alasan untuk anda tidak boleh keluar dari rutin, kenapa tidak terbalikkan ayat itu, "aku perlu keluar dari rutin demi anak-anak."
PILIHAN di tangan anda.

Anda mungkin tidak mempunyai impian atau impian anda dah lama terkubur. Tapi lakukan sesuatu untuk penuhi impian anak-anak dan mereka yang anda sayangi.

Hakikat, memang tidak semua orang dalam dunia ini ditakdirkan untuk hidup senang-lenang.
Ada yang hidup miskin, sederhana, kaya, kaya raya.
Kenapa timbul kenyataan, "nak buat macam mana dah takdir aku hidup miskin/sederhana"?

Bila lihat orang lain memandu kereta berharga 2-3 buah rumah, tinggal di mahligai, kehidupan hebat, itu bukan sahaja takdir tapi PILIHAN mereka.
Mereka pilih untuk hidup jauh berbeza daripada orang lain.
Tapi soalnya kenapa orang lain? Kenapa tidak KITA sendiri buat pilihan yang sama?

A Commitment To Do Whatever It Takes ( Part 5 )

2004-06-21T23:27:00.000-07:00

Bila peluang datang mengetuk pintu.
Anda bertanya "apa tu? macam mana? betul ke macam tak percaya? ini bukan untuk aku! tak pandai! sibuk! malas!tak ada masa! anak kecil lagi! tak sesuai! alah sama saja!"
Peluang berlalu....ketuk pintu orang lain. Orang lain bertanya "kenapa tidak?" orang lain buat pilihan untuk rebut peluang depan mata.
Anda meneruskan pencarian....

Pernah tak terbayang,
"Jika aku diberi peluang....Jika...Jika...Jika...

HIDUP HANYA SEKALI. HIDUP HANYA SEKALI. HIDUP HANYA SEKALI.

Berusahalah yang terbaik untuk diri dan keluarga anda.
Perubahan hanya berlaku bila kita buat PILIHAN.
Impian tanpa tindakan hanya angan-angan. Berhati-hati...

"EVERYDAY YOU ARE FACED WITH CHOICES.
THOSE CHOICES MAKE YOUR FUTURE...SO WHY NOT MAKE A CHOICE THAT MAKE YOUR FUTURE A BETTER PLACE?"

Terima kasih KAWAN ..kerana sudi membaca :)

Cinta Dan Korporat(Photo)

2004-06-18T01:31:00.000-07:00

Cinta Dan Dunia Korporat

2004-06-18T01:23:00.000-07:00

Keadaan syarikat yang hampir lumpuh menyebabkan Global Amity mengambil keputusan untuk membawa masuk seorang tenaga baru dengan harapan kehadirannya dapat memberikan nafas baru kepada syarikat tersebut.

Sephia (Catriona) dipilih kerana kekecapannya. Tapi tak siapa menduga kecantikannya menyebabkan masalah dalaman Global Amity menjadi semakin parah.

Sephia menyintai Amir (Ako Mustapha) tetapi bila Amir terpaksa berkahwin dengan adik angkatnya, Haida (Sabrina), Sephia telah mengambil keputusan untuk membalas dendam dengan mengahwini abang Amir, Haykal (Hans Isaac).

Haykal dipenjarakan sebaik sahaja bernikah dengan Sephia dan Haida pula meninggal dunia dalam kemalangan jalanraya.

Maka tinggallah Sephia yang masih belum bercerai dengan Haykal dan Amir yang baru kematian isteri.

Waktu ini baru Sephia mengetahui yang Amir terpaksa berkahwin dengan Haida kerana Haida telah mengandung (setelah dirogol Haykal).

Cinta Amir pada Sephia kembali bertaut tetapi mereka umpama sepasang kekasih gelap kerana cinta mereka adalah cinta terlarang. Sephia masih lagi bergelar Pn. Haykal, mana mungkin dia mencintai atau dicintai Amir.

Haykal mati di tali gantung tetapi laluan untuk Amir dan Sephia untuk hidup bersama masih kabur apabila Amir mendapati dirinya menghidap AIDS.