Journey Of Joe

Interview Rejections

Story I

E: Do u have a boyfriend?
C: I have.
E: Is he working Locally?
C: No. He is working Overseas.SPAN>
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u!
C: Why?
E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And myCompany don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.

Story II

E: Any girl friends?
C: No! .
E: So far chased any before?
C: Have, but not successful.
E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for agirlfriend?
C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This personal issue.!
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.
C: Why?
E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!

Story III

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: Not quite.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?
E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but becauseMy company is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.

Story IV

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: Yes.
E: Is she your first lover?
C: Yes.
E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fightingspirit.

Story V

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she your first lover?
C: No. Have a few already.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a"grasshoper"! (Job hoper lah!)

Story VI

E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is he rich?
C: No.
E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because ourCompany is dealing with money and you will seduce.

Story VII

E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is he rich
C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.
E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don'tEven want to employ you, neither do we!
C: But,...... there is no position in his company.
E: Then,..... what is your qualification?
C: Secretary!
E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness. Will affect our managers' working spirits.
C: But,...... I am not pretty at all.
E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you

posted by ArifJoe @ 10:24 PM